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I'd like to speak to someone with medical experience as soon as possible, please. It's somewhat important in the 'oh god oh god oh god' sense of important.
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You need to come back right now. I can't tell you this over the internet.
[False pregnancy virus to start us off! Look, it's tomorrow in Australia and I have surgery to do.]
I'd like to speak to someone with medical experience as soon as possible, please. It's somewhat important in the 'oh god oh god oh god' sense of important.
[Failed filter to Diarmuid]
You need to come back right now. I can't tell you this over the internet.
[False pregnancy virus to start us off! Look, it's tomorrow in Australia and I have surgery to do.]