[Failed lock to Haruto]

[unknownrival]

Haruto. H-how do we feel about threesomes and foursomes?

I love you dearly and no one else can replace you, but I have a line of people waiting to sleep with me, amd I want you to enjoy yourself too.

Comments

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You did want to have me ask. That's all I meant.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Could you not say certain incriminating things where certain people can read them before I get the chance to mention any of this? Would that be too much to ask?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You incriminated yourself first by the "not waiting" comment.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

I never said anything about me waiting!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You're the only person you have any authority to speak for!

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

I could assume!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Then why would you be offended?

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Speaking on their behalf!

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Really. You like Marquise that much?

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Oh of course, didn't I tell you? We're bf-fucking-f's.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Does that mean you're fucking bff's?

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

...What is wrong with you?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

You're the one who swore.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

You're the one who can't lock his entries.

[screwloose]

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

...Hey. What's up?

[screwloose]

Nothing, apparently. But just so you know, I'm more than happy to have group sex with you so long as you understand that I generally begin sexual relationships in the same way.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

I had absolutely nothing to do with his.

[screwloose]

Why do you try to lie to me, William? Especially when it's pathetically obvious.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Because I like pretending that I might be able to fool you this time and not have to have a conversation about it.

Um. Please don't murder Issei, I love you?

[screwloose]

I'm not going to murder Issei. Why are you even discussing this with him? Isn't he a little young for you, jokes about paedophilia aside?

Not to mention innocent.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

I don't know. He started it. He asked if we were going to start sleeping together and I got confused. And he has a hell of an imagination. And he's 19 so it's legal but I did point out how creepy it was.

You don't know how this conversation started; if he's "innocent" I'm Wesker's aunt's teapot.

[screwloose]

Why would he ask you if you were going to start sleeping together? I thought you took him to a gay bar so he could pick up other men.

That boy is obviously screwed up, and you need to stop encouraging him before I decide that his castration would make the multiverse safer for everyone.

[touchofgenius.livejournal.com]

Apparently it's disturbingly easy for him to visualize. And I didn't take him to a gay bar to pick up anyone! He has a boyfriend, remember? I was just trying to teach him how to flirt with people, I swear!

I'm not encouraging him, and you honestly think that Issei of all people is a threat? He's a monk.

[screwloose]

Well, I don't think you succeeded. He's way too direct.

I don't want to fight with you like 6-year-olds. Stop fawning over everyone who shows you a tiny bit of affection and remember who you are. He may not a threat, but he's obviously forgotten all about his vows of celibacy.