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I hate you, Kinoko Nasu. I hate you for writing the story of my world and putting lines like this in.

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How is that not amusing?

He's talking about someone I know.

And doing a poor job, that's why it's humorous.

You are clearly desensitized to bad porn - I suppose that comes with being in a band.

It's hard for me to take any kind of porn seriously unless it's a production featuring yours truly. Have you ever seen a porno from the 70s? The guitar riffs they use alone...I can't help laughing. Though I'm not sure how you're making that connection with my band.

People write fanfiction for bands. A lot of it is terrible fiction either pairing the band members with each other or themselves.

I can't say that I go around looking for Klavier/Daryan sex, no, but I could probably find the humor in it. I'm pretty secure with myself as far as that goes. I know what I want more than any writer could possibly.

Hm, well, that's-

What does "a production featuring yours truly" mean?

Trust me, I've had magazines write some crazy things about me, none of it a defamation, but if I let it get to me I'd go crazy.

Ooooh? Well I don't know if we should talk about something so sexy, Issei.

No I really think we should talk about this and get things settled.

Really, I never would have thought...? Ah...well I know I have one with Tyki somewhere, but sometimes I'll video the freaky sneaky stuff that I do. Not very often though since my partners have to be into it. That, and it's not really something I want getting out so I have...maybe less than an handful of my homemade goods.

Oh. Okay. That's all right then. Nothing professional.

I'm a lawyer, I'd never get into the porno business, the scandal would destroy me. For my own personal pleasure it's fine.

Good to hear.

You sure, the vibrations of your displeasure are almost palpable.

My displeasure is not vibrating at all!

It's practically pulsating, tell me what's on your mind?

I'm glad that your career is in no danger of scandal and that's all.

If that's all...

Really and truly all.

You know I'm a generous guy who will listen to you, but I believe you.

So, feeling better?

A little. Though I suspect I would still rather not meet this writer in person, ever.

Probably for the best.

...

So how are you?

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