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IC Contact Post - DDD
Jul. 9th, 2013 02:03 pm
You've reached Ryudo Issei. I can't pick up the phone right now for one reason or another, but if you leave a message, I'll be sure to get back to you as soon as possible.
Voice(mail) and text only.
You've reached Ryudo Issei. I can't pick up the phone right now for one reason or another, but if you leave a message, I'll be sure to get back to you as soon as possible.
Voice(mail) and text only.
For the record, I do not work at a maid cafe or as a sky pirate, nor am I a fairy godparent or a squire to a knight. I am dating only one person, not a dozen, and his name is Diarmuid Ua Duibhne. I went to high school in Fuyuki, and never went to college or to Hogwarts. My family is limited to my father, Reikan-nii, and Kasumi-nee.
I would make an Unlimited Virus Works joke here but it's not coming to me.
I would make an Unlimited Virus Works joke here but it's not coming to me.
(no subject)
Apr. 26th, 2013 07:08 amI think it should probably be mentioned that I'm not actually pregnant.
...Virus.
...Virus.
[Failed filter away from Diarmuid]
I'd like to speak to someone with medical experience as soon as possible, please. It's somewhat important in the 'oh god oh god oh god' sense of important.
[Failed filter to Diarmuid]
You need to come back right now. I can't tell you this over the internet.
[False pregnancy virus to start us off! Look, it's tomorrow in Australia and I have surgery to do.]
I'd like to speak to someone with medical experience as soon as possible, please. It's somewhat important in the 'oh god oh god oh god' sense of important.
[Failed filter to Diarmuid]
You need to come back right now. I can't tell you this over the internet.
[False pregnancy virus to start us off! Look, it's tomorrow in Australia and I have surgery to do.]
I have a social etiquette (home modeling?) question. Let's say you don't own 10+ vases that remotely go together. Is it all right to display all your red and yellow roses in mismatched vases? Big ones, small ones, etc.?
I really didn't think this through when I ordered a hundred flowers.
...Actually I'd just like to check up on all of my friends after that virus, to see how everyone is doing.
I really didn't think this through when I ordered a hundred flowers.
...Actually I'd just like to check up on all of my friends after that virus, to see how everyone is doing.
[Accidental Video]
Feb. 27th, 2013 10:55 pm[Issei is taking down the month of February's page in his calendar. On the next page, the date of March 3rd has 'BIRTHDAY' written in blue, circled, and with sparkles around it.
Issei stares at it for a few moments, then goes to get a black marker. Scowling, he blacks out the entire square.]
As though that were any cause for celebration. Khh, happy birthday to me.
Issei stares at it for a few moments, then goes to get a black marker. Scowling, he blacks out the entire square.]
As though that were any cause for celebration. Khh, happy birthday to me.
(no subject)
Jan. 31st, 2013 11:16 pmNever Google your own name, part hundred:
Someone out there hates me.
I really need to not bring my computer on vacations.
[Image text: (214): You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?]
Someone out there hates me.
I really need to not bring my computer on vacations.
[Image text: (214): You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?]
[The force of Issei's sparkles can be attributed to the bunny he is holding in his arms.]
Darling, what should we name him? Or, is it a him? I've never had a pet rabbit before...
He's so cute~~
Darling, what should we name him? Or, is it a him? I've never had a pet rabbit before...
He's so cute~~
[Failed!private]
Sep. 24th, 2012 02:32 pmToday Father asked me why our emergency kit contains a semen sample.
Note to self: move that to somewhere less logical and more hidden.
My life is an H-game and I hate it.
Note to self: move that to somewhere less logical and more hidden.
My life is an H-game and I hate it.
1. Anger. Anger is bad and unmonklike. I learned this when I learned what anger was. Ban Greed and Wesker from my journal. Do not reply to their posts. Not even if they're being absolute assholes. Especially not even then.
2. Violence. Violence is never the answer. Not even if you think that people will learn from it. Not even then.
3. I will be spiritually pure. I will not engage in selling my soul or tainting my body. I've been decent about not drinking, but I really need to spend less time talking to demons, even if they are nice people.
4. Did I mention no violence.
5. I will not swear. It is unbecoming even if it is a minor trait.
6. I will keep my mind from thoughts of sex. Fixation is the enemy even if the act itself is fine.
7. I think I broke rule 5 in this very post. Ugh.
8. Control myself. Do not be incited to anger or rage, jealousy, or any other negative trait that could be incited.
9. Think the best possible of people. In any situation.
10. Remember:
I am the head monk because of what amounts to politics. My presence, my Servant, my connection to the community represents a way to protect my temple and my city from other threats within my own world.
I am not the head monk because I am a good monk. I can either sit on my laurels or actually try to be a better monk like I've dreamed I would be when I grew up. I am grown up and I can't make the excuse that I'm young any longer. I can't make excuses at all.
This is the path I've chosen. Never stray from it.
2. Violence. Violence is never the answer. Not even if you think that people will learn from it. Not even then.
3. I will be spiritually pure. I will not engage in selling my soul or tainting my body. I've been decent about not drinking, but I really need to spend less time talking to demons, even if they are nice people.
4. Did I mention no violence.
5. I will not swear. It is unbecoming even if it is a minor trait.
6. I will keep my mind from thoughts of sex. Fixation is the enemy even if the act itself is fine.
7. I think I broke rule 5 in this very post. Ugh.
8. Control myself. Do not be incited to anger or rage, jealousy, or any other negative trait that could be incited.
9. Think the best possible of people. In any situation.
10. Remember:
I am the head monk because of what amounts to politics. My presence, my Servant, my connection to the community represents a way to protect my temple and my city from other threats within my own world.
I am not the head monk because I am a good monk. I can either sit on my laurels or actually try to be a better monk like I've dreamed I would be when I grew up. I am grown up and I can't make the excuse that I'm young any longer. I can't make excuses at all.
This is the path I've chosen. Never stray from it.
Can we aim for a level between 'roughed up' and 'dead', not inclusive? I have a worldhop arranged already.
I assume Diarmuid will absolutely refuse to have me come along, so I won't bother making the argument.
I assume Diarmuid will absolutely refuse to have me come along, so I won't bother making the argument.
[Locked from Wesker]
Aug. 21st, 2012 11:35 pmI think... I should probably think about giving up my robes.
[Locked to Louis]
Relatedly, I may need somebody dead. I know you don't want my soul, and I can't give my life because of Diarmuid. But there must be something.
[Locked to Louis]
Relatedly, I may need somebody dead. I know you don't want my soul, and I can't give my life because of Diarmuid. But there must be something.
I have the strangest friends.
[Issei looks... alive, at least. He looks downcast, and when he speaks it's low and quiet. But he's alive.]
If there is anything worse than watching your body kill your best friend?
Don't tell me about it.
If there is anything worse than watching your body kill your best friend?
Don't tell me about it.
With apologies for spamming, but this is terrible.
I just realized.
I borrowed books from someone who has since left the community and I have no way to reach them.
Signed first edition books.
What do I do?
[Yes, this is important.]
I just realized.
I borrowed books from someone who has since left the community and I have no way to reach them.
Signed first edition books.
What do I do?
[Yes, this is important.]
(no subject)
Jul. 2nd, 2012 05:50 pmIf no one minds, I'm just venting a little and proposing a theory. Feel free to skip this.
( ICly cut. )
( ICly cut. )
[Text. Alignment Virus.]
Apr. 29th, 2012 11:11 amYou know what confuses me the most? That some people can't tell when they've been virused.
It isn't hard to look on your past actions and think, "I would never have done this." You don't need an expository wardrobe change either. Or an opposite twin running around.
Speaking of which... it's very convenient not to have one, isn't it? I'm sure I would have been impaled by now in the worse way, had this been the third time Issei Ryudo picked up a doppelganger. But frankly, no one's going to do anything to the body the precious beloved Issei has, so I have free reign for as long as the virus lasts.
Now, dance like puppets for my amusement.
It isn't hard to look on your past actions and think, "I would never have done this." You don't need an expository wardrobe change either. Or an opposite twin running around.
Speaking of which... it's very convenient not to have one, isn't it? I'm sure I would have been impaled by now in the worse way, had this been the third time Issei Ryudo picked up a doppelganger. But frankly, no one's going to do anything to the body the precious beloved Issei has, so I have free reign for as long as the virus lasts.
Now, dance like puppets for my amusement.
So, I was told to say this, and normally I wouldn't, but it looks like I've been virused and can't help it. They didn't say anything about mentioning the circumstances beforehand, though.
Ahem.
My name is Ryudo Issei, and Tohsaka Rin had better class grades than me.
Ahem.
My name is Ryudo Issei, and Tohsaka Rin had better class grades than me.
[Utterly dripping with loathing:]
Yes community, another romantic virus was exactly what I needed. Thank you.
Yes community, another romantic virus was exactly what I needed. Thank you.
[RL - birthday party.]
Mar. 3rd, 2012 08:56 am[Anyone who's one of Issei's friends (that does not include you, Greed) received a handwritten invitation to Issei's temple on March 3rd. They were invited over to dinner and then to schmoozing afterwards.
Dinner was remarkably delicious for something prepared by monks, and the party is now in the 'random conversation in the largest room available' segment. There's also a cake on one of the tables.
Issei will be coming to chat up every guest, or they can talk amongst themselves.]
Dinner was remarkably delicious for something prepared by monks, and the party is now in the 'random conversation in the largest room available' segment. There's also a cake on one of the tables.
Issei will be coming to chat up every guest, or they can talk amongst themselves.]
